Vote Obama

He’s cool.  He’s kinda black.  Our country needs a new change. 

McCain is just another dusty white fuck.  If we have a Bro in the house, ain’t nobody going to fuck with us.  And all you white people worried about your mutual funds and other worries that our economy might interrupt your golf schedule, well I feel bad for you.  You see, I kinda feel like it’s just time for a change, I don’t think McCain is going to do that, and there’s really not much left to face except the music. 

Other countries don’t really like the USA.  Why can’t we just go to the back of the room and chill on a couch like a stoner at a party with no initiatives or extremism, just kinda taking it in and surviving?  Just learn to live a little more chill and not focus on wanting to kick so much ass.  Why can’t we be like fucking Finland or some other country that nobody gives a fuck about, they just let us do our thing?  I think it’s really about a lifestyle change.  White people with money and power, get back to the basics and learn to have fun without yachts and SUVs and shit.  So let’s tone it down and get someone with a vision and purpose to really shake up the system.  Our country needs a new direction.  You don’t need any more cheap gas or plastic shit from Wal-Mart.  Your kids just need a dirt field and a deflated kickball to really learn essentials in life. 

So listen, take a fucking chance America, plus, he’s sort of a black guy which makes him cool.  Please reply with seriousness. 
All I have to say is YUB YUB

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